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Hey, John.

You Think Uncle Dusty Sucks?

Think Again, Little Man...

DOESN'T IT COST SOME BUCKS TO MAINTAIN A WEBSITE? HOW DID YOU EVER TALK AUNT COLLEEN INTO THIS?

I simply explained it as a business proposition. It's true we have some operating costs now, but just think of how johnsucks.com can be monetized for future blackmail purposes...say right around the time that John is filling out college applications. Aunt Colleen saw the return-on-investment possibilities right away and started throwing in a few ideas of her own.

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Uncle Dusty

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"John Sucks" Archival Collection

South Bend, Indiana

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